W. Burke Posted March 6, 2020 Share Posted March 6, 2020 Commissioner Will Burke's ERT Pixel 6 Pro. Number listed to emergency agencies for official use. Quote Commissioner William Burke Unit 50-12 Chief Director of Emergency Management, Shiloh County Emergency Response Team Badge 0801 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E. Hawke Posted November 5, 2020 Share Posted November 5, 2020 *It's been a day or two since the shootout and the painkillers the docs gave me for the pain are incredible. Anyways I've got my phone with my as I sit on my couch going through contacts in messenger.* 'Going through my contacts list... I don't know how you got my number but hi! I'm a bit doped up on painkillers right now. hehe.' Quote Coporal Evelyn Hawke Unit 215 Shiloh County Sheriff Department Badge 1504 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
W. Burke Posted November 5, 2020 Author Share Posted November 5, 2020 *The joys of having a very listed phone is sometimes you get weird messages and calls. Usually though, these are limited, because I am the boss's boss. I look down at my phone and see a message.* 'Going through my contacts list... I don't know how you got my number but hi! I'm a bit doped up on painkillers right now. hehe.' 'Who are you?' Quote Commissioner William Burke Unit 50-12 Chief Director of Emergency Management, Shiloh County Emergency Response Team Badge 0801 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E. Hawke Posted November 5, 2020 Share Posted November 5, 2020 'Just your friendly neighborhood doped up Evelyn!' Quote Coporal Evelyn Hawke Unit 215 Shiloh County Sheriff Department Badge 1504 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
W. Burke Posted November 6, 2020 Author Share Posted November 6, 2020 *The fuck is Evelyn? That chick who was shot? Jesus Christ.* 'Just verifying... This is Commissioner William Burke from the ERT. Do you have the wrong number?' Quote Commissioner William Burke Unit 50-12 Chief Director of Emergency Management, Shiloh County Emergency Response Team Badge 0801 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E. Hawke Posted November 6, 2020 Share Posted November 6, 2020 'Burke? Burke? I went camping with a Burke once.... nice guy, pretty scary though. I wanna call him Papa.' Quote Coporal Evelyn Hawke Unit 215 Shiloh County Sheriff Department Badge 1504 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
W. Burke Posted November 7, 2020 Author Share Posted November 7, 2020 'Commissioner Papa?' Quote Commissioner William Burke Unit 50-12 Chief Director of Emergency Management, Shiloh County Emergency Response Team Badge 0801 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E. Hawke Posted November 7, 2020 Share Posted November 7, 2020 'I'm getting adoption papers tomorrow.' Quote Coporal Evelyn Hawke Unit 215 Shiloh County Sheriff Department Badge 1504 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
W. Burke Posted November 7, 2020 Author Share Posted November 7, 2020 *... She must be drunk. What do I do?* 'I think you need to not message me right now.' *I swear to god, there better not be video, audio or text that follows.* Quote Commissioner William Burke Unit 50-12 Chief Director of Emergency Management, Shiloh County Emergency Response Team Badge 0801 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E. Hawke Posted November 7, 2020 Share Posted November 7, 2020 'Ok, I bother my O'Capitotain then, gave a hood night.' Quote Coporal Evelyn Hawke Unit 215 Shiloh County Sheriff Department Badge 1504 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C. Aylward Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 Hey just let you know we have a bit of an incident and have to evacuate. I'm going to need you to send out a van for the dispatchers to get to the backup site. I'm also having them dispatch an ambulance for Jim. Your also going to want to get someone up here to clean the bathroom and burn his chair Quote Lieutenant Charles Aylward Shiloh County ERT Communications Dispatch Supervisor Badge 1663 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
W. Burke Posted January 19, 2021 Author Share Posted January 19, 2021 Jesus Christ Charles. I just got a call from the platoon chief. They're sending HAZMAT. It might be time to put this cow to pasture. Quote Commissioner William Burke Unit 50-12 Chief Director of Emergency Management, Shiloh County Emergency Response Team Badge 0801 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E. Hawke Posted October 4, 2022 Share Posted October 4, 2022 Sometime back in early September after telling Stone. 'Hey Captain just texting you a heads up that I am pregnant and will be needing to go on maternity leave. Heading to your office now to make this announcement formal but I figured I'd send a text first to give you the heads up.' A few minutes later. 'Sorry, I just texted the wrong number didn't I? Not sure why I still have this number saved into my phone so uhhh, disregard the prior message.' Quote Coporal Evelyn Hawke Unit 215 Shiloh County Sheriff Department Badge 1504 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
W. Burke Posted October 4, 2022 Author Share Posted October 4, 2022 Receiving a weird message, I look down, think it over twice, and then scroll up to see who this belongs to. I never did save it, but when I click the number, it links to the county contacts, as a personal number for Evelyn Hawke with the SCSD. Eh, I remember her. The hero. Jesus. It's not mine is it? I didn't. No. 'I haven't been a captain for years. Congratulations on the good news, I guess?" Quote Commissioner William Burke Unit 50-12 Chief Director of Emergency Management, Shiloh County Emergency Response Team Badge 0801 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E. Hawke Posted October 4, 2022 Share Posted October 4, 2022 'Thank you, I've made sure to remove this number from my phone so I won't be making this mistake in the future.' Quote Coporal Evelyn Hawke Unit 215 Shiloh County Sheriff Department Badge 1504 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
W. Burke Posted October 5, 2022 Author Share Posted October 5, 2022 'I've received worse texts for worse reasons. Don't worry about it. And no need to delete my number. Just don't wait until the next baby to text again. I'll forget who you are by then.' Quote Commissioner William Burke Unit 50-12 Chief Director of Emergency Management, Shiloh County Emergency Response Team Badge 0801 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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