[TW] Overnight Overtime Tour

[J. Scott]

'Ok...good....but I remember something about breathing....I remember because this cute nursing student stared at me while she said it. I remember thinking: You can mouth to mouth me anytime.' I recall.

*I look at the crackhead*

'...but fuck that I'm not putting my mouth on his and catch the herp or some shit.'

'Jay stop being a fucking pussy' Mike tells me.

'Hey fuck you. You make out with this fucker.' I say in retaliation.

'Wait! ....there's a mask in here I think.' I say as I rummage through the first aid kit.

*I pull out the CPR mask. It comes with a mask portion and a mouth piece*

*I assemble it but look at the finished mask with confusion*

'Fuck. Which end goes in his mouth?' I ask Mike.

*I put the mouth-piece end into the man's open mouth, with the facemask open towards the ceiling.*

*I cautiously lower my face into the mask, but abort half way down*

'Bro I can't do this shit. This is fucking nasty.' I say.

*I get berrated by Mike*

'Fine! Fine! Asshole.' I say finally placing my face over the mask and blowing.

[M. Caldwell]

*Jaydon puts his mouth into the mask as I continue my advanced CPR. Jaydon takes a deep breath and exhales into the mask.*

'Bro be careful your gonna pop his lungs.'

'Shut the fuck up'

*Jaydon Says as he prepares for another breath.*

'Yo, I wonder whose dick he sucked to get his last lil baggie.'

*I see Jaydon visibly gag as he finishes the breath. I hear sirens approaching in the distance.*

'If you want to slip him some tongue you better do it quick before the ambulance gets here'

[J. Scott]

'If you want to slip him some tongue you better do it quick before the ambulance gets here'

'eh hehehehe' I laugh overly sarcastically.

'Why don't you give him the old reach around you fucking queer bait.' I say frustrated by the disgusting situation.

*After what seems like an eternity, the cavalry finally shows up*

Two fireman walk in and stand in the doorway.

'Well...well...well...look at what we got here.' one of them says as he pauses at the doorway.

'Man, your guy's CPR is like....wow...'  the other says.

'Gee thanks guys. You know, we've been perfecting our technique for the past...I don't know...5 minutes....ARE YOU GOING TO JUST STAND THERE OR ARE YO UGOING TO HELP?' I say.

'Yeah...I think you guys have helped enough.' he says as they enter and squeeze us through.

'You guys wouldn't happen to know what the deal is here would you?' One of the fireman asks with a snarky condescending tone.

'I just found him here not breathing. Still warm.' I start.

Fucking hose monkey treating us like we're idiots. 

'...yeah...I think he just finished spending the night with your mom and decided he'd rather OD on smack than live with that memory...' I reply snarkily.

'...the fuck did you just say?' the fireman says starting to get up.

'...hey Paul...can we focus here please?' the other one says to him as he starts to take over compressions.