Terrior

[Z. Russo 11]

A hipster restaurant in phoxlind heights with a rotating menu and beer list

[A. Breslin]

*I get out of my car, It's lightly snowing. I have my teal hoodie on under a jacket. I pull my phone out of my bag and text Logan.*

 

'Its cold where are you lol'

*Send*

*I'm a few minutes early but he's not the type to be late.*

[L. Sparks]

*I walk towards the restaurant. I'm parked right around the corner. I'm wearing Jeans and dark navy hoody underneath my own bulky jacket*

*BZZZT BZZZT*

My phones vibrates.

*I pull it out and read the message.*

I start to reply but see Breslin as I round the corner of the street.

*I stop replying and walk up behind her*

'I'm right here' I say in a deep voice behind her ear.

'Let's head in. It's freezing out here.'

*We walk inside.*

Thank god it's warm in here. Place isn't very crowded. Only a few tables are occupied.

'Wow...you know this place is hipster...they serve their drink in mason jars.' I say to Breslin as we wait for a host to show us to a table.

'How much would you give me to jump up on that table and shout: Organic is a lie ... ?'

[A. Breslin]

'Wow...you know this place is hipster...they serve their drink in mason jars.'

'So I've heard. I think its kind of cool'

'How much would you give me to jump up on that table and shout: Organic is a lie...?'

'100 because you don't have the balls to do it.'

*I say with a flirty grin. With in a few minutes the host comes to greet us and leads us to our table and drops the menus*

'Your server Kai will be with you in a few minutes.'

*Within a few minutes a tall flamboyant guy with blonde hair.*

'Hi my name is Kai, Our specials today are the Sustainable  Sushi Donuts and the Kalechi Korean free range chicken tacos. What can I start you off to drink with?'

[L. Sparks]

'100 because you don't have the balls to do it.'

'Ouch' I reply in a hurt tone of voice.

'Your server Kai will be with you in a few minutes.' 

'Kai? Shit. We hit the Shangri-La of Hipster culture.' I whisper to Breslin.

'Oh hey there Kai. I would like...'

*I look over the menu*

Jesus. I've not heard of half of the drinks on this menu

'Well...I'm not quite to the point of needing a beer at 2 in the afternoon....so I think I'll try the...uhhhhhh...Organic Free-Trade Iced Tea.'

'Ok. Cool. Would you like to add lemon and sassafras?' he asks me.

'Ummmm....sure...?' I reply confused.

What the hell did I just order?

Edited January 21, 2021 by Chris07

[A. Breslin]

*The combination of things that Logan ordered confused me  but I am intrigued.*

'I'll have what he's having I guess.'

*Kai writes down the order and scurries off the the kitchen.*

'I have no idea what I ordered, It just sounded cool'

*Logan nods, I know what I'm getting but I look through the menu.*

'This place is pretty pricy. Know what your getting?'

[L. Sparks]

'This place is pretty pricy. Know what your getting?'

'Yeah. No kidding.' I say responding to the pricing.

'Well...seeing as I have no clue what half the stuff on this menu are....and I'm not quite feeling the...Miso Salmon and Kale Salad...I'm thinking the taco special would be hard to mess up.' I reply.

*I put my menu down*

'You?'

 

[A. Breslin]

'Well...seeing as I have no clue what half the stuff on this menu are....and I'm not quite feeling the...Miso Salmon and Kale Salad...I'm thinking the taco special would be hard to mess up.'

'I came for the sushi donuts, I am getting the sushi donuts.'

*I say in my best fake serious voice as the waiter comes back.*

'So what will it be.'

'I'll have a sushi donut.'

'Those are a little small most people order 2.'

'Ok I will have 2 then.'

'And you sir?'

'The Taco thing...'

'You mean the Kalechi Korean free range chicken tacos?'

*He says in a very stuck up tone of voice.*

[L. Sparks]

'You mean the Kalechi Korean free range chicken tacos?'
'Uhhhhh....yea....sure....with the Kale slaw.' I reply.

*Kai writes down my order and walks away*

*I sit and stare at Breslin.*

'Sooooo...I'm getting some vibes here. Some....negative energy. I think I need my chakras re-aligned' I say to Breslin Jokingly.

'So I guess your modeling career is really taking off, eh?' I say referring to the sexy pic she sent me last night.

I'm going from 0 to 60 in about 3 seconds.

[A. Breslin]

'Sooooo...I'm getting some vibes here. Some....negative energy. I think I need my chakras re-aligned'

'Look at you talking shit even though I saw you shopping for yoga mats the other day, Your a man bun away from becoming Kai.'

'So I guess your modeling career is really taking off, eh?'

'Oh you liked that'

*I say as I blush*

'Real smooth though.'

*I say as I giggle*

[L. Sparks]

'Look at you talking shit even though I saw you shopping for yoga mats the other day, Your a man bun away from becoming Kai.'

‘Namaste yogini.’ I reply as I bow my head and bring my hands up to prayer.

'Real smooth though.'

‘Yeah...pretty good...for an amateur...’ I say.

I adopt a hispanic sounding lispy accent.

’Joo see honey...joo need to turn ju booty more. We need to see more more cheek, por que es fuego, honey. Mas cheek makes de meng wild.’

I smile at my own rediculousness.

’So, I’m sure you’ll be happy to know, we may be seeing some more of each other at work. I see your shift is always open and I’m poor as shit...so...yeah...All aboard the OT train.’

’I’m so sorry...you’re stuck with me.’ I say trying to keep a serious face.

*Kai comes back and drops off our drinks without saying a word.*

*I take a drink*
It tastes like tea, root beer, and lemon.

I struggle to gulp it down. Ok...maybe I went a little too hipster on my first try.

‘Ehh hmmm...now that’s a man bun drink.’ I say clearing my throat.

’...in all seriousness though...it tastes like ass’ I say in a low voice leaning over closer to Breslin.

’Okay, so since you brought it up...what do you got against yoga? Shit’s fire. I swear it’s what’s keeping me from jacking up my back.’

’You know our medical director is a big yoga guy. I ran into him at a gym and saw him almost pulling off a full hand stand.’

*I pick up my glass*

’True story’ I take another drink, completely forgetting about how awful it tastes.