Alpha 19 Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 So there was a discussion in the Discord the other day about lines of the year and what lines have been particularly exceptional this past year here on ERT. I thought it'd be a great idea to compile lines as we go through this year, so we've got something to look back at for our highlights. Can be funny, noteworthy writing, whatever you think fits. First line has got to be Aylward in the Comms Center, encouraging Big Jim to commit suicide by frosting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackburn 24 Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 On 3/8/2020 at 10:14 PM, H. Goodricht said: *Just when I think me and Jim might get along, I'm reminded what makes him so hard to work with. A snap and his fat ass is on the floor. The room shakes, that's easily 400 pounds of man dropping. I stand up for a second, look out, see him and think, not today. Not my problem.* 'Jim, get up. Roll and pull. I can't spare an engine for manpower assist.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackburn 24 Posted December 31, 2020 Share Posted December 31, 2020 Really should let Krisky post this one cause we all know he's going to: On 6/11/2020 at 4:31 AM, J. William said: ”umm yeah me and my gf where having sex like 5 mins ago sorry she moans very loud like a cow” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris07 10 Posted January 1, 2021 Share Posted January 1, 2021 4 hours ago, Blackburn said: On 3/8/2020 at 7:14 PM, H. Goodricht said: *Just when I think me and Jim might get along, I'm reminded what makes him so hard to work with. A snap and his fat ass is on the floor. The room shakes, that's easily 400 pounds of man dropping. I stand up for a second, look out, see him and think, not today. Not my problem.* 'Jim, get up. Roll and pull. I can't spare an engine for manpower assist.' That's my favorite! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanguard 3 Posted January 1, 2021 Share Posted January 1, 2021 4 hours ago, Blackburn said: Really should let Krisky post this one cause we all know he's going to: Line of a lifetime hands down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P.Hernandez 3 Posted January 2, 2021 Share Posted January 2, 2021 I humbly submit the 2020 Pablo Hernandez ceiling tile incident. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackburn 24 Posted January 2, 2021 Share Posted January 2, 2021 On 10/5/2020 at 11:01 PM, J. Wagner said: *Looking around, I don't see any one joining us. Fuck. This is how I die. With Scrat at my side.* 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimothy 0 Posted January 2, 2021 Share Posted January 2, 2021 7 hours ago, Blackburn said: On 10/5/2020 at 11:01 PM, J. Wagner said: *Looking around, I don't see any one joining us. Fuck. This is how I die. With Scrat at my side.* that won 2020 its never fun to die with scrat by your side Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackburn 24 Posted January 2, 2021 Share Posted January 2, 2021 On 11/6/2020 at 6:23 PM, E. Hawke said: 'Burke? Burke? I went camping with a Burke once.... nice guy, pretty scary though. I wanna call him Papa.' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackburn 24 Posted January 2, 2021 Share Posted January 2, 2021 On 2/29/2020 at 1:54 AM, C. Conway said: *Walking up as I finish eating my bologna sandwich wishing I had my protein shake to wash it down with. I notice that the patient is dead. Oh no, if only I wasn't on break I could have saved her and nursed her back to health with my sweet guns of mine. Why must the good die old. Tragically I walk back to the nurses station.* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpha 19 Posted January 14, 2021 Author Share Posted January 14, 2021 1 minute ago, J. Patterson said: * i hesr the traffic abd i have to take a second to place the voice* ‘ jesus firdt she rolls to a home invasion now she wants in on this, mudt be a slow night for hugs’ * i utter under my breath by now my tazers out as im not sure anybody pulled a less lethal im not even touching her rookie hour radio call just now* 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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